things I have dropped on my phone
- Kung pao chicken.
- Peanut butter.
- Cowgirl Creamery Red Hawk, a triple-cream washed rind cheese.
- Half-solidified yokan.
- Garlic, flying out of a garlic press a few feet away.
- Canola oil, in one phone-unlocking thumb smear.
- Pho / bun bo hue / ramen broth.
- Croissant crumbs.
- Butter from the aforementioned croissants.
- Rice. But that just seems too obvious.
things i didn’t think i would like in 2011.