things I have dropped on my phone

  1. Kung pao chicken.
  2. Peanut butter.
  3. Cowgirl Creamery Red Hawk, a triple-cream washed rind cheese.
  4. Half-solidified yokan.
  5. Garlic, flying out of a garlic press a few feet away.
  6. Canola oil, in one phone-unlocking thumb smear.
  7. Pho / bun bo hue / ramen broth.
  8. Croissant crumbs.
  9. Butter from the aforementioned croissants.
  10. Rice. But that just seems too obvious.

things i didn’t think i would like in 2011.

  1. Quinoa.
  2. Picklebacks.
  3. Reggaeton.