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“This holiday season, give those on your wish list a gift they’ll really savor.”
Let’s ignore, for a brief moment, that “those on your wish list” makes no sense whatsoever. (Why would the cast iron skillet or Zuriick boots on my wish list appreciate a Big Mac?)
Let’s also ignore that gifting someone a meal usually means that, unless you’re a complete asshole or trying to be funny (but still an asshole), the value of that meal should at least be in double digits.
But what you’re basically doing is trying to pass off diabetes and heart disease as a legitimate gift for people that I love and care about.
Are you fucking kidding me?
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